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One high weirdo by Eks3ntric-
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One high weirdoby DIE BIG BABY
Cheesy title, I know Since everyone else is doing this, I figured why the hell not? Basically the whole point of this book is to tell you crap about my life. If you even...
Ellie's Big Book of  Dad Jokes by eatmytoenails
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Ellie's Big Book of Dad Jokesby eatmytoenails
If you want no friends, use these. @niamhkill , thank you for putting up with me having memorised this. Pls read her stories, especially if you love 5sos.