Ellie's Big Book of Dad Jokesby eatmytoenails
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2869721If you want no friends, use these. @niamhkill , thank you for putting up with me having memorised this. Pls read her stories, especially if you love 5sos.
One high weirdoby DIE BIG BABY120137
120137Cheesy title, I know
Since everyone else is doing this, I figured why the hell not?
Basically the whole point of this book is to tell you crap about my life. If you even...