Funniest2012 Stories

"You guys make an adorable couple, even if he's an arrogant, cocky idiot who doesn't know that his true capability is 100% downwards from his assumed capability.&qu...

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Zeya always thought she was different, an outcast. Until a cute boy shows up in her dreams and in her school. She tries her best to ignore him, but he's more important...

3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said "The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you'll get." The first guy was very loyal...

Hi Maya you're in the year 2099. There fill out this paperwork and I'll be back in 10 hours.

Angelica Ramanos is the daughter of a rich Spanish nobleman. Until she has to choose her family over herself, and throws herself to the mercy of a pirate. All, in all a...

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If you had asked Emma Watson ten years ago what her life would be like at twenty-four, chances are her answer would not have included the words "single", "...

Lily is 16 years old, it's her prom night and she's dying. Determined to have a good time Lily forgets her childhood dream, the one where she dies on her prom night. Des...

He lunged for the girl, unwary of the danger he was putting himself in. The girl´s eyes dilated in fear which gave a twisted shock of pleasure to him, one sick crunch an...

Belle Wilkes is miserable living in her small town in the south. Unlike her family and friends, she actually wants to make something out of her self, and she isn't conte...

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his qu...

Who is that sexy beast? Oh wait I pressed on my own profile. Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason you need medicine. A certain darkness is needed...

Jokes, riddles, mind teasers, genuinely tragic stuff about life. Enjoy!