Lemonysnicket Stories

Xalia Squalor is exactly who she wants to be. She's pretty, she's rich, and she is famous. But there is one small thing. She doesn't have a full tea set. Or at least, he...

READ DESC!!!! In the depths of the woods lies a treasured school, only meant for the best of scholars. Fairies, elves, and even human kin attend this school. Ella, a mer...

pls note that this is my first story I've ever written so it may be bad‼️ ----------------------------- the Baudelaires and quagmires are knows as the rich kids in pruf...

random stuff/oneshots about asoue

Hazel Blue Baudelaire and her three siblings, Violet (her twin), Klaus and Sunny are all vastly different children. Violet can invent incredibly, Klaus absorbs all thing...

What if Count Olaf was never at the Hotel Denouement and the Quagmires were there on Thursday and Mr. Poe sent them to Prufrock again? ( Highest rankings 1st in Baudelai...

▌ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃 ❝ when I get home, I'm gonna bury you in my favorite hole. ❞ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, Lilith Olaf has been living with her father her whole life. Except, her fa...

Leovold Banshankler was going to have a terrible day. He was assigned to clean for Mr. Heronbrig. Mr. Heronbrig was not a noteworthy Distinguished Individual. In fact, L...

**DISCONTINUED** 1925, Lilith Ann, was only 3 years old when her father gave her away to the Brookhill orphanage... well threw her out of a moving car outside the orphan...

ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ-ᴡʜᴏ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴏɴ ᴋʟᴀᴜꜱ-ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀᴜꜱꜱ'ꜱ ɴɪᴇᴄᴇ. ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ ᴀɴᴅᴇʀꜱ...

How just three letters can mean your friends or foes.

Harper was a happy young girl, well, she used to be. That's before her mother perished in a terrible fire when she was only twelve. Her and her sister's mother happened...

Fia is once again back in Count Olaf's clutches, where they have tracked the Baudelaires to the Austere Academy. There she meets a man who possibly holds the key to dis...

This is the story of the Quagmires. We begin with Quigley finding his siblings in the Self Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home, and from then it continues on. This story will...

Avery, my oc who's friends with Violet Baudelaire and Isadora Quagmire, realizes she might be aromantic. Some parts based on lyrics from Monsters by Simone Cover credits...

"Anything for Truth" follows the next generation of ASOUE as they have unfortunate adventures of their own. This is probably not going to be that good because...

(around a month after the baudelaires leave the island and begin to adjust to their normal life.) Violet and Klaus need to find a babysitter for Sunny and Beatrice, beca...

❝ Can't we just have one normal night?! ❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH KLAUS BAUDELAIRE ENDS UP BEING MORE SIMILAR TO HIS DREAM GIRL THAN HE EXPECTED

Rebeca Snicket was the youngest and only child in the Snicket family. She was a little older than 12, smart, creative and stubborn, a word which here means "a perso...

"I'm right behind you. I've been behind you all along." A phrase which here means, things aren't always as they seem, and there are more noble people in the wo...