Mallcop Stories

A story about Veck Simms and a girl who escaped his cluthces

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

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Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

Wei Ying's has to work on his birthday this year. He doesn't really want to, but at least he has one friend that he can spend it with. It just happens that said friend i...

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

forgive me mortals

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in...

hey!! i've noticed the lack of quality paul blart fanfics on this platform so here is the holy grail of paul blart fanfics 😩😩 essentially y/n is new to town and befrie...

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

Man that eats pink donuts by and stops young boys stealing panties by day Then at night makes love to silver pole with flashing lights. Cover by ImTooHot2Die Please...

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