Manliness Stories

If a bald chicken runs 90 miles above Saturn and the sun falls on his head, how many times would he sneeze? Answer: Purple. Because cosmic brownies don't contain star po...

Fed up with Edward's ego, Lazlo accepts a challenge in manliness with an intense hike up the mountain trail. First boy to cry loses. But a strange pain in Lazlo stomach...

Hello, hello! Welcome, all! The title, as you can see, is completely self-explanatory! :D Please, do enjoy! Or not, I ain't forcin' ya! But then again, why are you here...

A gentleman thief attempts to resurrect his fallen friend, but another "hero" tries to stop him. First chapter written in 45 minute writing challenge, then co...

Man, this will be gay. I'ma include different scenarios with some gay ships, cause why not. will probably include: Caejose Jotakak Okuyasu X Josuke (i dont kn ow the shi...

Just some oneshots

Bruce McMahn is the manliest man in the world, but will that manliness compensate for his lack of income? How will he improve his work skills? And how will he earn the h...

there will be anime. creepypasta and homestuck

In this day and era men are not men. They are pathetic boys who disgrace them selves, and are a bad example for this upcoming generation. So, as a fellow man i shall sho...

The year is 1951 and head detective Bob Cane is at his sexual peak. What adventures await him. We shall see in this adventure-full novel.