Metalocalypse Stories

Welcome all Readers! ☆ ︶︶︶ ౿ ָ 🎀 𞥊 ︶︶︶ ☆ Ꮺ Musical Oneshots ๋࣭ ⭑ Bands and Musicians alike જ⁀➴ This is a collection of stand-alone romance chapters w ith all...

for all of the agere metalocalypse fans out there! ^_^ this whole book is gonna be each member of dethklok being your caregiver! (except for toki, for him i'm gonna do s...

This is where I vent.please don't comment mean stuff,you can relate and vent in the comments if you want to though ^^

a collection of headcannons and one-shots, maybe even some NSFW alphabets, ill try to update frequently🫶

One shots, i like SkwisTok now 🩻

THE NAME AND COVER ARE JUST PLACEHOLDERS so don't look and be like ew lol also it takes place in like 2009 jsyk

In this alternate universe of Metalocalypse, I picked 3 dead characters from SMG4 and 2 dead characters from murder drones and put them in the melodic death metal band...

wild stories I made about the members of Dethklok going to boring mundane places and the wildest things happening. Like releasing underwater friends on the ground at a s...

A small child abused and neglected, another child mommy issues and constantly forgotten.They find eachother and they save eachother. Idk something like that. These are...

A new deathmetal band has climbed the ranks, following closely behind the ever-loved Dethklok and gaining traction with each step. Rather than eliminate the rivalry, (as...

hi um, I'm not good at writing, and this is my first fic, so ya um anyway hope yall like it. ig 💗

uhhhh so I found a new obsession (still obsessed with slipknot but yk) and now I'm making a book😜😜😜 hope yall like it love you lots -fEmalmEtalhEad

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GAY MEN IN A NU METAL BAND NOOOOOO !! 😭😭🤬🤬😭😭😭

A collection of stories of you with your favorite guitarist and member of dethklok. <3!!

made with love and care

You get tired of Toki's behavior when it comes to him and Dr. Rockso, finding comfort in Skwisgaar.

a young girl from virgina runs away to new york city, leaving all of her family and problems behind her. she runs across a young boy around her aged, kirk. she finds out...

nathan, murderface, toki, pickles, and skwisgaar

Cyrus is a bassist from one of swisgaars many old bands, they currently like downtown and do nothing all day till eventually swisgaar wants to write another album with t...