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Chicken Nugget X Readerby Nugget eater, Wife beater
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9.5K20321*Revamp of the original
You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime?
This is a joke and...
Completed
#2
Cursed Oneshotsby A Literal Corgi1.2K4515
1.2K4515I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader
Viewer discretion is advised.
Rated Y for whY tf would you read this
WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in...
#3
Shrek x Phil swiftby Dee2803
2803Phil swift finds out Fiona is Cheating on Shrek and then a true love story happens between Shrek and Phil (I first wrote this like 5 years ago and its now getting new pa...
#4
Phil Swift x Sonicby Not Sam10031
10031God's creation, Sonic, comes to Earth to help Phil through his crisis. But things suddenly get out of hand!
Completed
#5
The Day The World Ended- And The L...by The Wind Man3984814
3984814This is a story about reincarnation and hope, of the apocalypse and the people/entities who brought it about. The main character's name is Shakanzulbing. Come on, that a...
#6
The Toe Masterby ColdSobaa28544
28544You are the master of toes, however, you are also looking for love. You like your man like you like your shoes. With your toes in them.
(Various x Reader)
Also, none of...
#8
You Flex Sealed My Heart - Phil Sw...by rainydayzparade1911
1911Obama meets Phil Swift on Omegle. Will this just be a friendship or something more?
Credit to @ironicsponge on Instagram for making the book cover!!!
#9
Mr. Clean X Old Spice Comerial Guyby Nemo The Cow203
203Mr. Clean is on an adventure to find the sacred mop, but what will happen when he needs help and recruits the Old Spice Comercial Guy, leads to something more...
#11
Phil Swift x Readerby SwissBean7502
7502You're chilling in your living room, waiting for your lover Shrek. You hear a knock on the door and someone's there for you! But it's not Shrek...
#12
Clean Secrets *Phil Swift x Mr Cle...by ~*•Bunny•*~1011
1011*!This Is A Joke!*
*!characters in this story do not belong to me!*
I made this fanfic for my friend please don't @ me
Phil Swift has always lived his life alone... wel...
#16
As seen on TVby Mars7692204
2204Different personalities from old TV commercials come together to figure out how to bring joy to the modern age
#17
The Power of Flex Sealby satansarmpits22554
22554After Dr Phil gets cheated on, he receives a mysterious letter in the mail. Could this be the start of a new romance? Or has Dr Phil built his walls up so high that not...
#18
Phil Swift x Draco ~With Cheating...by Gigi162124
162124There wasn't enough Phil x Draco sooo...
Includes, but is not limited to:
Phil Swift
Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter
Elon Musk
Bill Nye
Carl Azuz
Shrek
Jimmy Neutron
Sia
Carl...
#19
YHBTVTYSTDby MarsOnTheMoon3404
3404Full name "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy" a classic love story with fifty five Oscar awards between a dashing philswift and a bonita blai...
#20
Thats A Lotta Damage - Phil Swift...by HiddenVocals2K683
2K683Sans Undertale was your average schoolgirl. Did her homework, she was good in class; Until she met Phil Swift, that brought lots of damage to Sans, even though she loved...