Philswift Stories

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and...

Y'all ready know what's about to happen

Phil Swift x William Shakespeare fan fiction

Different personalities from old TV commercials come together to figure out how to bring joy to the modern age

Based on a true story

Flec tape

We apologize in advance for the amount of brain cells you'll lose while reading this.

This is just a story for school work. Something about PBS I think. Dont worry about it.

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First off in this story Phil isn't 74

After Dr Phil gets cheated on, he receives a mysterious letter in the mail. Could this be the start of a new romance? Or has Dr Phil built his walls up so high that not...

i don't know what the fuck i'm doing.

A steamy fan-fiction about the man, the myth, the legend, Phil Swift. The ultimate daddy, heartthrob and commercial spokesperson. Really just anyone's dream. And to make...

Y/Ns life changes forever when she meets One Direction. Now she must choose her soulmate from a plethora of eligible bachelors.

Sans Undertale was your average schoolgirl. Did her homework, she was good in class; Until she met Phil Swift, that brought lots of damage to Sans, even though she loved...

You're chilling in your living room, waiting for your lover Shrek. You hear a knock on the door and someone's there for you! But it's not Shrek...

This story is about how a girl(reader) goes to UA and many unexpected things happen.

Gay shit

the book where I explain how the absolute madman, Phil Swift, was actually born

There wasn't enough Phil x Draco sooo... Includes, but is not limited to: Phil Swift Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Elon Musk Bill Nye Carl Azuz Shrek Jimmy Neutron Sia Carl...