Prosciutto Stories

YANDERE ONESHOTS ONLY, REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW! See request page for details. Some stories will contain NSFW content, but I will put warnings before each one-shot. Do no...

What happens when a bunch of stand users throw a party and the cops bust down the door? Well... Chaos! Waking up in the sewers after running from the police and somehow...

Writing this for fun and out of Boredom😅it's cringe so read if you want. I don't own any of the characters in this story they all belong to Hirohiko Araki I'm sorry but...

Mel Ghirga doesn't have an easy life. She doesn't want to be the center of attention but because of her dad Narancia, everyone knows her. And everyone fears even talking...

What would happen if you joined the famous assassin team on their road trip?

OUR BOIS NEED ATTENTION TOO Posted on: June 27, 2020

After everyone in La squadra died they got transported into the "real" world which thinks they are fictional, though it seems like this world isn't any differe...

furry dio farts on you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 theres more stuff than just dio farting on you #1 in vanilla ice march 20th 2021 i apologize for all those...

"Hey kid, KID!" He yelled as he pulled you out of the hot iron place. "How did you get there? And where are your parents?!" He analyzed out your blo...

Y/n L/n was found abandoned in a dumpster, Sorbet and a Gelato had just finished complete a mission they don't want them to die. They decide to take y/n in secretly with...

TW! SU1C1D3 AND D3PR3SS10N! Female reader, sorry guys... Y/N L/N is a very talented assasin with a stand called Personal Jesus. Both of them form an unstoppable team. B...

Nobody's ever heard of a blind nurse, and quite frankly, no one would want to be a patient to one. The idea itself is ludicrous! So... Why did La Squadra employ one?

After escaping your home country as a fugitive, an intense interrogation by the Italian mob followed by months of homelessness on the streets of Venice, you join a gang...

la squadra di esecuzione gets their base blown up by teenagers, Risotto has to contact their old pal which is you! for shelter. warnings: mentions & acts of ed, s3x joke...

❝ after hearing about the tragic death of your family, you joined a gang to avenge them, only to be put in the wrong team ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌. ❞ ━━ 𝐕𝐄...

My addition to the challenge event! Here I put in my two-sense and appreciation for the assassin lads!! To join in the event go check out the profiles listed inside! - ...

There will be scenarios for Bruno's gang and La Squadra(certain members). I'll be adding more characters later when i figure out how thet fit in this AU. Also this first...

You are part of La Squadra, one of the most famous assassination teams of Passione. You've always had an enormous crush on Ghiaccio. So, you were very surprised that the...

Ello lovely's. This is my first ever story on this here site. sorry if its a little rough around the edges. I am constantly re-reading and fixing spelling errors and sto...

Prosciutto recounts his past experiences with early La Squadra to a very nosy Illuso. (ALSO I WANNA QUICKLY INFORM YOU THAT PRO AND PESCI ARE ACTUAL SIBLINGS IN THIS) t...