Prosciutto Stories

YANDERE ONESHOTS ONLY, REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW! See request page for details. Some stories will contain NSFW content, but I will put warnings before each one-shot. Do no...

"I understand the motive, but why?" ᴠᴇɴᴛᴏ ᴀᴜʀᴇᴏ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -- 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕. 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜. ...

What happens when a bunch of stand users throw a party and the cops bust down the door? Well... Chaos! Waking up in the sewers after running from the police and somehow...

Nobody's ever heard of a blind nurse, and quite frankly, no one would want to be a patient to one. The idea itself is ludicrous! So... Why did La Squadra employ one?

what happens when you suddenly wake up into your favorite anime? [vento aureo x female reader] started: [2/18/22] ended: [n/a]

Writing this for fun and out of Boredom😅it's cringe so read if you want. I don't own any of the characters in this story they all belong to Hirohiko Araki I'm sorry but...

You are part of La Squadra, one of the most famous assassination teams of Passione. Since you've joined, you started to have an enormous crush on Ghiaccio. So you were v...

After losing her job and the encounter with one too many weirdos, a 19 year old, with both mommy and daddy issues, finds herself fighting against the world alongside the...

"Hey kid, KID!" He yelled as he pulled you out of the hot iron place. "How did you get there? And where are your parents?!" He analyzed out your blo...

Y/n L/n was found abandoned in a dumpster, Sorbet and a Gelato had just finished complete a mission they don't want them to die. They decide to take y/n in secretly with...

After everyone in La squadra died they got transported into the "real" world which thinks they are fictional, though it seems like this world isn't any differe...

furry dio farts on you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 theres more stuff than just dio farting on you #1 in vanilla ice march 20th 2021 i apologize for all those...

February 27, 1999 . . . the day she won't ever forget. It's the day she escaped that hellish prison, a place that still haunts her dreams. She finds herself in a whole n...

Some one shots with each member of La Squadra because I love them <33 This will NOT contain smut and please don't try to pressure me into writing any. I don't know ho...

OUR BOIS NEED ATTENTION TOO Posted on: June 27, 2020

A community challenge! Each week I will write and post a oneshot centering on one of the members of La Squadra. Starting June 22nd, 2020. Week One: Formaggio Week Two: I...

TW! SU1C1D3 AND D3PR3SS10N! Female reader, sorry guys... Y/N L/N is a very talented assasin with a stand called Personal Jesus. Both of them form an unstoppable team. B...

Prosciutto recounts his past experiences with early La Squadra to a very nosy Illuso. (ALSO I WANNA QUICKLY INFORM YOU THAT PRO AND PESCI ARE ACTUAL SIBLINGS IN THIS) t...

Hello no one who's reading this! I'm fucking absurd and have no life so enjoy ME playing a nice game of smash or pass with random jojo characters. 🥰 If I get 70 reads...

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