Robertsmith Stories

This is satire it's a joke don't take it seriously 🤞🏻🤞🏻

the wattpad version! it's 10:15 in the night and robert decides to dye his hair in a hotel bathroom, waking up a very hungover simon (1987 kiss me era)

in this AU Kurtis gave up his dream of becoming a YouTuber and is now a hard working country boy. Also Robert smith isn't married...but is Kurtis?

advice pls

I stole the cover off someone on tiktok // satire/joke

Robert Smith (and perhaps a few people in his life) of The Cure. What can I say? It's just like Heaven.

"For the good life is out there somewhere, so stay on my arm you little charmer!" bronnie in 1900s. the brandiva is a peasant, president ronnie unstoppable v...

It's just a bunch of screenshots of this stupid new wave hunger games thing 😭😭

Gallith inspired short story. Stupidly romantic. The Head On The Door era. 18+ Simons POV: "We kept there. We kept there for a long time, just perfectly, before I...

Rorissey

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Lydia is a normal girl... but it's the 80s, so two kinds of Smiths like her. Made to bully my best friend. Updated every 5 chapters (one chapter a day) not serious

"Jesus made me so Jesus save me," This is a joke, I'm doing this to improve my writing. This is a continuation to Viva Hate (the book that came before this...

robert smith and morrissey go from strangers to enemies to maybe even more FOR REASONS THISBIS. A JOKE I BLAME MIKEY

"They took you away in a police car," I just thought of this randomly and it was a late night, (but not at maudlin street) This is a joke, I'm doing this to im...

Maya had many mental problems after living through years of trauma. She lived a trashy lifestyle, but so did Robert, the lead singer of The Cure who she met at a bar. Ma...

request some oneshot ideas, I'll write them for you! smut, fluff, agnst , I'll write anything except for rape! ^·^

Dear reader: Its Summer 2013 and Sloan Bemis is a longtime fan of The Cure. She also happens to be an Artist Coordinator at Madison Square Garden in NYC. What will happe...

Morrissey meets Robbie and things get hot in the dressing room

Cingulomania (n.) A strong desire to hold a person in your arms