Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

"𝕎𝕖 𝔾𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝔹𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕀𝕟 𝕄𝕪 𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕖!" +Gender neutral pronouns used +Gendered chapters as well +Memes after chapter 1, but better stuff at chapter...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

Ozpin tells of an old legend, where sibling gods created the world of Remnant and it's eternal foes. But, did not some of the elder god's creations survive even once? Ac...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fas...

Star Guardian Lux has been having a hard time at school, and an even harder time on the nightly patrols. Honestly, she just wants to be left alone for a while. Too bad E...

"How did this make it into the hot list, again?" Where I snark on Wattpad's hotlist books Cover made by @Amanda-Mae

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

Some things are worth waiting for… Traveling thousands of miles from home to enter college is the only way nineteen-year-old Avery Morgansten can escape what happened at...

"So tell me about your day." "I accidentally might have caused the end of the world and the only one who can help me stop it is the MOST ANNOYING PERSON I...

A Hunter and a Witch- A match made in Heaven or Hell. A Story featuring our favorite Supernatural boys, a sarcastic magical girl and various guest stars.

This is the story of my not-so-normal family. Mum, Dad, Three superhero brothers, and me... the villain they've been fighting. ...

Ava Dimagiba, a strung-out psych major and horror genre anti-suffered a personal tragedy in the form of her childhood best friend, David Alonto, dying in a car accident...

Bobby Tremain's life used to seem charmed, but since his dad's crippling accident, he has an avalanche of problems. He's the first in his family to have a shot at colleg...

In the middle of WWIV, 4 teenagers must work together to uncover the origin of the country who started the war. Running across forests, hiding in cellars and using robot...

What if, instead of Kris loading Spamton into the NEO body, Kris loads him into the Mew Mew body? Dread, humor, and snark ensues. only posting this here while i wait for...

Emma,an ordinary teenager saved a little girl from being run over by a car( The little girl is Tony Stark's daughter,which Emma later finds out. Emma didn't care who th...

Another kid detective? Not by a mile. This one's different. She's got snark, wit, and a cousin with double the recommended dose of ignorance This story isn't lame. It's...