Snark Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

Klaus drags the tips of his fingers from the middle of Zero's chest down to his soft stomach. "Purr for me," he murmurs hotly, equal parts commanding and posse...

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there.

When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey...

It's hard for a human experiment to trust. To feel like they belong. But they DO have a home. They ARE loved. Frankenstein does his best to make them understand that. B...

Libraries. Textbooks. Inappropriate flirting & sarcasms. Also, Meredith Grey sucks at studying, Addison Montgomery helps. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated E...

Fairy Tale Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch, sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the day. Yeah, no tha...

Lindsey Thompson's friends are being killed off by someone imitating the movie Scream. Now they're left figuring out whether their lives follow the rules of good old fas...

"Appearances can be deceiving. Especially when it comes to me." Kyla Barnes is the quintessential American teenager. Young, blonde, and nobody know...

Some things are worth waiting for… Traveling thousands of miles from home to enter college is the only way nineteen-year-old Avery Morgansten can escape what happened at...

She was a normal girl , living her life , playing in her band . But one day , Isabelle Draper gets thrown into a extraordinary world , struggling with the fight of her n...

This is the story of my not-so-normal family. Mum, Dad, Three superhero brothers, and me... the villain they've been fighting. ...

My Name is Tiffany De Angellis. I am Victoria De Angellis. We are sisters, Twins to be exact. (I was born 1.349 seconds before Tiffany.) On or Sweet Sixteen, our paren...

Hi, I'm Sienna Moore, I'm eighteen and until three moths ago I was living my best life in New York City. It was pretty goddam brilliant. I had a bright red, little Jagua...

A collection of stories that touch on the lives of some very interesting characters and the situations they find themselves in. (Or in which case the Hanson family is in...

Ozpin tells of an old legend, where sibling gods created the world of Remnant and it's eternal foes. But, did not some of the elder god's creations survive even once? Ac...

"So tell me about your day." "I accidentally might have caused the end of the world and the only one who can help me stop it is the MOST ANNOYING PERSON I...

Emma,an ordinary teenager saved a little girl from being run over by a car( The little girl is Tony Stark's daughter,which Emma later finds out. Emma didn't care who th...

A small diary I got inspiration to make after watching a few videos of the beetlejuice musical. Pretty much, Pixel antagonizes her adoptive parents, the Star Sanses

Strange Magic is a 4,000 word short story set in the Descended of Dragons series world of Thayer. Chronologically, this story takes place between books 2 and 3. Enjoy!