Thecoon Stories

Life as an asexual, gender neutral, alien is hard. Especially when only certain people know you're an alien. Not to mention, you're also a superhero. To add to all this...

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I'm really intrested in Bunny (Kenny x Butters), so i figured I'd write some stories of their fractured but whole alter egos! i am not talented in writing so uhh theses...

Kenny falls for Butter who already loves Kenny, but what will this do to their super Hero lives? Kenny McCormick has never been able to die and has a secret Identity as...

Mysterion can't help but overhear Butter's cry for help when being harmed by his parents again. he decided to take him out of the house. He wants to protect Leo but how...

The boys invite everyone for a sleepover and play truth or dare. Simple! Ask them questions or give them dares! if nobody participates I will still write some in so, eit...

• Dodging Bullets • Nobody knows Mysterion's identity, or so he thought. Eric Cartman 'The Coon' WAS a superhero before Mysterion came to town. Jealousy over ruled and n...

Olive is a new arrival in the town of south park. She gets caught up in a dire situation, and in this situation, she finds her powers. The old chapters are from about a...

When Tweek and Craig broke up everybody thought it was due to Mystertion, Dr. Timothy,Toolshed,Tupperware,and Wonder Tweek leaving Coon And Friends but what if it's not...

In this quiet little mountain town. This is where all these troublemaking, yet funny kids in South park have awesome adventures. Now, you're a part of it as well. Just w...

Mystchaos au :3 Will rewrite when I get the chance but pls read I promise it doesn't have smut

"No matter how many times you try...your father will always fuck your mother." Said professer Chaos to the new Kid. "Why don't you show your dark side and...

A mysterious hero meets the new girl Y/n (Your/name), and the love grows as they grow closer. But nothing can be normal in South Park, Professor Chaos always has somethi...

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~They are in high school, and a few things might not add up like Ike he was born much later and was adopted later, but still is part of Broflovski family he is 8 in this...

A South Park: Coon & Friends story. Starring: Kenneth McCormick/Mysterion, Karen McCormick, and Eric Cartman/The Coon. Side characters including Cthulu, Kyle Broflovski...

The hero came together to stop chaos (who is way more badass in this then normal butters). They all don't know how to stop him This has a little blood. I would like to s...

The groups weren't always together. It started with a Tool freak, and a Kite Alien.

Wendy fell off a rooftop five stories high. She thought she was definitely going to die, but right before she hit the ground, a masked boy caught her. He refused to give...

when everybody's therapist is kidnapped. what will happen when a team of supers earn their powers and try to stop Professor Choas? especially when everyone seems down in...