Theguywhodidntlikemusicals Stories

Multiple stories that take place in the Hatchetfield universe. Mostly Paulkins :)

These are all my Starkid (And Tin Can Bros.) one-shots and ships. We only have a couple rules: 1) Everyone is supermegyfoxyawesomehot 2) Duck IS lord 3) Always dance ...

Rosenwalker and Richpez love story set in the Hatchetfield universe. Typical high school AU about the theatre nerd (Brian) having a crush on the older popular kid (Joe)...

Sequel to Monsters and Men, read that first! Joey and Lauren helped Joe escape his abusive relationship with Zoey Chambers and come to terms with his feelings for Brian...

Schwoopsie!

BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE STARKID

I'm going through a Starkid phase while in Lockdown. Feel free to DM me if you have requests!

Lauren finds herself with no where to stay- the only place she can think of is the house of Joey Richter. Will friendship turn to love? And what will go wrong along the...

𝐈 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 In which I share some of my sketches and story ideas; most l...

A book where all Starkid fans alike can join together and talk about our love for Starkid! There will be discussions, votes and a ton of random pictures. Admins: @TheA...

It's a rewrite! Because the other one was written... a long time ago. I have grown. Canon has grown. Megs McDonald wanted one thing for their birthday, and it was to go...

Was just Rosenwalker and Richpez oneshots a million years ago buuuut we're revamping into a Starkid oneshots book?🤷🏼‍♀️ feel free to DM or comment any ship/prompt requ...

The Brain is just a regular mouse with a regular life. He goes to work, goes back to the lab, plots, and does it all again the next day. He has normal interests, but for...

I'm a HUGE Starkid fan. Their musicals are amazing. So here's a book for all the crazy things I have to say about Starkid.

A oneshot series set in the TGWDLM universe. Most of them are "Hey the show never happened!" AUs. Warning!!!: MOSTLY PAULKINS TW for alcoholism and suicidal t...

Paul and Emma have a connection that can't be broken, not even by a grenade. When Hatchetfield is destroyed, Emma believes that she has been left all alone. But maybe Pa...

I've seen a few books around like this, and they're always absolutely hilarious! I've also always loved Malinda Kathleen Reese's Google Translate Sings series. So I thou...

⚠️ HUGE SPOILERS FOR NIGHTMARE TIME EPISODE 2!! DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET SPOILED ⚠️ This started off as just a drabble but I might make it into a multi-chapte...

This is a prequel to my story 'Maybe After Tomorrow' Note: I started writing this before we met Ziggs so they're not actually based on the real character Dealing with th...

Paul has been visiting Beanies everyday rather than the usual Starbucks once he's introduced to the rather cute barista over there. The long walk and god-awful coffee ha...