Whatwedointheshadows Stories

just all of the women I love

Nadja finds herself struck by a level of loneliness in her eternal life, despite the company of her husband Laszlo. she finds herself wishing for a family of her own. So...

vampire show go brrrr they are all my beloved

One-shots and stories from multiple fandoms. Requests Open: Fandom List: - The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters (2) - MacGyver: 2016 (2) - Criminal Minds (1) - Suite Li...

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

nadja traps laszlo, calico jack, and izzy hands in her basement and rents them out

They saved London once. Now it's falling apart all over again. When Spectro Solutions began dismantling London's biggest supernatural threats, they thought their ghost-w...

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒...

Nadja is very very attractive

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and...

Welcome to the Spectroverse, a world where the supernatural isn't just a myth-it's a part of everyday life. Ghosts haunt the streets of London, demons lurk in the shado...

Colin robinson, an infamous energy vampire is still doing same old, working his office job and annoying people day in day out, however one day something is off. A new c...

What's it like to be a Vampire's Familiar/bodyguard? Guillermo De La Cruz will tell. He's been a vampire's familiar for 12 years now, recently promoted to bodyguard! And...

Anton the werewolf and Viago the vampire have been paired up for a team building retreat to promote harmony and cooperation in the supernatural community of Wellington...

\\SPOILERS FOR WWDITS S3 E8//

A friend of Laszlo's from Manhattan in the 90s seeks advice from the Staten gang. (Note: Just a little fun for Halloween)

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

Yas, queen.

The Classroom Just Became a Battlefield. The students of Dunder Mifflin Junior High thought they knew what to expect from their first year. Awkward dances, pop quizzes...

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...