Judging Day is coming. You will be judged as Worthy or Unworthy. Until then, join me in my fight against the devil in the machine. I'm in the dungeon - I mean, the basement - of Wattpad, trying to make the world a better place for as long as I can. Bring chips, sass and shenanigans if you come! By the Clicking of Mechanical Tongues... ...Something Saucy This Way Comes