"I'm sorry, Taylor can't come to the phone. Why? Because she's dead." Or is she? Taylor Swift was once a promising secret agent until The Organization set her up and tossed her off a roof into a manure pile, leaving her for dead and smelly. But Taylor doesn't forget that easily. She vowed that she would take revenge on the people that set her up and make them pay out the ass. One by one, she will get them all. Payback is a bitch. A light-hearted spoof of Taylor Swift and all the celebrities that have crossed paths with her. Not meant to attack anybody, it's just written for fun. Cover by @CriddleTheWriter