Cara Young discovers an ancient leaflet, telling people to not eat eggs. Soon an entire religion starts from this, and Cara is left confused. She wonders who made it, when it was made and why it was made. Cara joins this religion and is visited by this very God of that religion telling her what she needs to do to make the Chienbible, the religion's very own holy book. She discovers that this is the true religion and writes the Chienbible, becoming the founder of the Chitchats.