I'd been waiting five long years when Death finally came for me. An obscure look on a cold spring day. The unspeakable feeling of knowing you'd be reunited with your loved one soon. Unfortunately for me, Death had a different idea. "Please save my cat!" I stared at him, speechless for a second. Then I slammed the door in his face. "No!" A minute later his face showed up though the condensed window. "Why not?" "Will you please stop pestering me?!" I shouted. "Of all the improper times you could have picked. I'm not here for you cat!" • In which: Death is a vegan, spirits are not to joke with, and cats are the size of your house •
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