"FIRST YOU F*CKING GRAB ME LIKE SOME PERV WHILE I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS THEN YOU RIP ME FROM THE FENCE AND LET MY FACE CRASH INTO THE CEMENT! ARE YOU F*CKING CRAZY!" She yells at me, face turning red from anger. I put my hands out in defense "Listen, you're the one that was about to fall off a freaking bridge! I did you a favor!" This is why I never did good things while I was alive, you just get spit on. She grits her teeth with a roll of her eyes "Why do you care!?" She berates yet her voice comes out a little softer upon realizing I was trying to help. "Because I," I stand up a bit straighter "am your guardian angel."
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