"You're such an ass!" " I can't believe you, you had one job Sanchez! One! All you had to do was sit there and not say anything you do that all the time why was this time any different?!" This time was different because you were being a cunt. Well, I was never good at having friends anyway. This is a story about Sanchez and their failure to focus. Sanchez is in highschool and well we all know that sucks enough. Now stack that on top of stupidity, miscommunication and a fascination in the irreverent. And there you have our protagonist's last name Sanchez first name, well no, you don't get to know their first name it is far to embarrassing.