One peaceful yet unpleasant morning, Gintoki wakes up to discover the most absurd thing ever. Wanting to crawl and die into a hole, he sees the world from a different and shorter perspective. Everyone's reactions are different, but Hijikata's reaction was the most unique of them all. What happens when Hijikata regretfully falls in love with the used-to-be Gintoki? What happens when Gintoki returns those feelings? Will Kagura finally get her sukonbu and will Shinpachi finally get to be the funny man that he always wanted to be (obviously not)? Stay tuned for this seriously descriptive and horrible story of... Oh No... Slow updates enabled.