Just Don't Panic

Book 1 in the Spawn of Satan Series.
This little game we play, one trying to break the other, is dangerous for me. I know I can't win, my father is a master of cruelty and pain, but I also can't lose. If I lose, I will become obsolete. Satan will have no use for me other than the sadistic pleasure he can derive from my screams. Now that we have started, there is no going back. My only chose is to prolong the game.
"Was this all you wanted to show me? Or did you have something else for me daddio?" I'm walking a fine line-no, I'm walking on a loose tightrope over an abyss, teetering precariously between amusing and disrespectful.
I've made my move, now I wait for him to take his turn.
"Ah, my darling Panic. I have good news for you." I lift one eyebrow in response and wait for him to deliver the death blow. "I'm sending you to Earth."