Ah, yes. A story about cats. Quite amazing, is it not? Cats are one of the world's most amazing creatures. Think about it. They are easy to potty train, they don't get severe chewing habits, and they are usually good around children. Quite amazing, really. Now, when people hear a cat meow, they think they are just meowing. Rarely do people think much more. But I myself, being a cat, know that us domesticated felines are more complicated than a simple "meow." It is extremely simple. We have millions of different meows. Sometimes, we debate over gay marriage. Other times, we discuss dog behavior. Rarely do we plan an infiltration of the nearest dog shelter, though. I, myself, love tea. Catnip Tea, Pawprint Tea, and Meat Tea. Not much tea is made for cats, though. I have to farm my own tea leaves, then clean them, then bake them, and then ground them. It is extremely important that you grind your tea nicely. If not, you get a creamy mixture of old chocolate milk and day-old coffee.