From the terrible tale - "Zero - Love - Lizard!" Maverick Ping Pong champ, Tom Fallows is sent to the Isle of Wight for the annual all-counties table tennis tournament. He soon discovers that the residents of the island are actually Lizard-People, who not only want to destroy Tom's mind - but also his hopes of winning the tournament! Is Tom's only hope of defeating the scaly scoundrels - to beat the evil Lizard King in the tournament final?