handsoap x kermit handsoap is the new kid at school, she's a weird one. Kermit is just ...? a cringe fanfic of my friends, this is not meant to be taken seriously!! Both friends have consented to this. I made this just to have a good laugh later, reminder it is never okay to ship REAL people and it is never okay to cross someone's boundaries! both of my friends are okay with this!