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BEST JOKES EVAH
BEST JOKES EVAH
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Table of contents
A/N
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Fruits that makes you cry
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
A baby's laugh
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Me as a parent
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
You're so cute
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Yo mama is so fat
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
3x2
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Q. and A
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Little April
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Retirement Jokes
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Little Johnny
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
School Jokes
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Little Johnny
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
$1000
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Little Johnny
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
F bomb
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Do you have a .... ?
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Jokes about cops
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Dirty Jokes
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
2 hours
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
obsessed
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Yo mama is so poor
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Blonde Jokes
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Hello, operator?
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Little Johnny
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Disguisting Jokes
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
blind man
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
For my people
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Jokes about women
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Monkeys ;-)
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
All I want for Christmas
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
F5
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Wi-fi
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Dont blame me
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
You're Unique
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
You are not ugly
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Common Sense
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Be Loyal
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
I'll fight for my sweet Chocolate
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Girls
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
I'mthe best
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Opposites
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Handsaw
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
A/N
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Smart kid
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Yo mama
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
Yo mama
Sat, Dec 27, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Yo Mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Snails
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
True story
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
proof
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
poems
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Q and A
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
ipad
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
twins
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
gay jokes
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Blonde jokes
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
shoes
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
yo mama
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
email
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
###
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
1000
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Insult
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
lessons
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Love life
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
love life
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Dj
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
simple math
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Found it
Sun, Dec 28, 2014
blonde cop
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Blondes Mailbox
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Painting The House
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Death Row
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Death Row
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
justin bieber
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Horse and chicken
Wed, Dec 31, 2014
Honeymoon
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Pulling a tooth
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Little Johnny
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Coincidence
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Punishment
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
calories
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Calories
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Key
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Shots
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Blonde Jokes
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Donations
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
little Johnny
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Parrot
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
virgins
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Crowds
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Why arent you going to the church?
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Getting a cake
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Just trying to be helpful
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Customs of an Irishman
Thu, Jan 1, 2015
Genius
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
Genius
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
Ceiling Fans
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
b-day
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
I dont Hate U
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
good stories
Fri, Jan 2, 2015
George Washington
Mon, Jan 5, 2015
Little Johnny
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Beautiful
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Fascinate
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Little Johnny
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Definitely
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Jesus Christ
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Cab
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Curse
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
How to impress someone
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
lottery
Sat, Jan 10, 2015
Movies
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
I am a man
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
Words
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
Jack and Jill
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
Condoms
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
Poems
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
$200
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
Babies
Sat, Jan 17, 2015
Take care of something
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Suspect
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Taylor Swift
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Don't break someone's heart
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Superheroes
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Don't break someone's heart
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Life
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
I don't care
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Horror
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
which is better?
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
I'm not funny
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
For you
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Blood Groups
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Cats
Fri, Jan 23, 2015
Five important Qualities
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
Bachelor and a married man
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
Tech
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
A/N
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
Twilight
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Harry Potter
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Harry Potter
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Spongebob
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Frozen
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Justin Bieber
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Life is like a movie
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Frozen
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Beans
Thu, Jan 29, 2015
Facts
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Facebook
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
7 Complicated Facts about women
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Curse
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Carrots
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Girl on Fire
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Me
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Poem
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Bad News, Good news
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
3 things I've learned in school
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Everything
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Relationships
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
School
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Number
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Photographer
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Text
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Crayons
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Poem
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Everything
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
beer
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Pass
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Coincidence
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Prayer
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Swimming pool
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Marriage
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Little Johnny
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Skunk
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
I
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Sched
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Hipster
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
You
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
As a father
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Me in the future
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
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