Shrek is feeling lonely so he goes on tinder to find a partner, what he doesn't know is that his catfish is actually Guy Fieri. I wrote this mess of a story for a Spanish project (don't ask) and decided to post it here, but then I thought it would be funny to turn this into a serious story. Bad decisions have been made that brought me to this point. Idk how often I'll update this but enjoy it for what it is I guess??