a rewrite of 'The Democrat and the Government'! warning: there is a thing at the start of the first chapter where HK's thoughts go into two different directions. This ISN'T an example of DID or bipolar disorder! its just a plot device to move the story along. if it offends anyone, im sorry, ill do my best to change it so that its less offensive! Ok so, this isnt very well written on the fact that i havent written anything countryhumans related in, a WHILE. but basically: rewrite of my (apparently liked) ch fic!