WARNING: THIS IS MEANT TO BE A CRACK FIC!
Before reading please understand that this story is meant to be completely and totally cringy. The plot itself will be normal, but the main character, y/n is not like other girls. ALSO, if you do not like eyes being referred to as "orbs", this book will disgust you. Read on for a wonderful plot with a very "y/n-y" y/n.
I am y/n, daughter of Sirius Black. Well.. adopted daughter. I don't know who my parents are, they died 3 seconds right after I was born. Voldemort tried to kill me, and he didn't because he didn't know I was there. I attend Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in Scotland. I have long, white-blonde hair that changes with my emotions, and my aqua colored orbs sparkle in the sun. In my 3rd year of Hogwarts, my adopted father comes back from Azkaban, and I live with him again, because before I had been living on the streets, and in hotels... Also in my 3rd year, I realize that I've fallen deeply in love with Draco Malfoy, the bad guy. I know, I know, I am in love with the villain, but- he's so cute and handsome and charming. I love staring into his grey orbs. And also, I can make him be nice to me because he realizes that I'm not like other girls. Later on in my life, in 5th year I basically help Draco try to kill Dumbledore after trying to get him to understand that this isn't him and that he is a good person. Later on, there's this battle at Hogwarts and a lot of people die. But the thing is, I can't find Draco...
** "draco? more like cracko."- my friend after reading the description over my shoulderAll Rights Reserved