It felt like Ed had been waiting forever for Colonel Bastard to finish reading his report. He was so close to finally, finally getting to leave when the man stopped him. "Fullmetal, what the hell? You didn't mention getting injured. Are you alright?" What? He wasn't injured. What was the bastard talking about? His blood ran cold as he saw the blood staining the chair he just sat in. Fuck. He had just started his period. In front of his commanding officer. Who didn't know he was trans.