This is a tale of a young hybrid's story and the struggles he goes through. In a land far, far, far, far, FAR away there lived a hybrid. Half penguin, half hobbit. His name was Olgarach. He was named this because his hobbit parent was part Russian. So anyways, Olgarach lived in a shack with his parents. Now Olgarach had a problem. He wanted more than ANYTHING to ride an ostrich. But in the land of Canadia if you were part Russian you couldn't ride an ostrich, because no one likes Eskimos.* To solve this problem, Olgarach bought some ice cream...and bathed in it. THE END! ***RUSSIANS RULE! I'M NOT RACIST I SWEAR!
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