You're a wretched piece of filth that lives day in and day out the exact same. You're so boring. As soon as I started having my doubts though, your life got much more interesting in the worst possible way. You hear a weird noise coming from your air vent. What could it be? You call an air conditioning guy to come and take a look at it, but it seems like your bad luck rubbed off on him. :)
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