[WINNER - Wattpad Low Fantasy Ambassadors: A Magical Suprise contest] I don't do New Year's Eve-I'm asleep every year before the clock strikes twelve. I guess, in the celebratory sense, I'm a midnight virgin. Ok, and maybe in the general sense, too. But that's not the point. Or maybe it's part of the point. The real point is that New Year's Eve, with all the drinking, and all the parties, and all the resolutions...it's a shit show. Because nothing changes. Fine, nothing in my life changes.