I got bored so I wrote this :V Also, this is a Rimuru x Luminous smut if you couldn't tell. Alternate Title: Luminous tries to masturbate but fails as she realizes she's a spiritual being. Buttttttt, Rimuru saves the day like the smartass he is! It's just that this time... Things need to get a little more practical... Physically... 14/05/2023: Ranked #1 in Shittysmut, I don't know if I should be proud or sad.