What if the Portal Nexus actually was a janitor's closet? What if they meet that janitor? What if that janitor decided to join up with them? And, what if the janitor wasn't just an ordinary janitor at all? Join 'Kal i. Fornia' the greatest janitor and all-around handyman, joins up with the Reds and Blues on all their impossible adventures! ___________________________________________________ "Do you even wonder why we are here?" "I know why I'm here, to clean up all the messes you guys make. how can one man eat so many snack cakes... and why are they all individually wrapped!?" "Hey, opening the wrapper is half the fun!" "Hey, chicka bum bum" - "Hrmmmmm." "What wrong, sir?" "I just had a sudden urge to shoot a blue in the face... or grif" "....and that's bad?" "Bad, when did I say it was bad, it a fantastic feeling! Simmons, transform!"