Everything is Perfect

Starting at a brand-new college after being expelled from his last, Varian needs to be squeaky clean on all fronts this time. His religious zealot of a father will only pay for his school and boarding if he can prove he's cleaned up his act, and that includes those 'gay urges' Varian's preacher taught him to pray away. So far, it's going really well, as long as no one reads his search history or sees what happens to his face whenever his new roommate walks into the same room as him.