WARNING: TEXT FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i found a secret script (pile of shit in my notes app) that the splatoon manga creator (me on a tuesday night) wrote about all the characters texting each other in complete character! (they are nothing like their characters because im delusional and based their personalities off of headcannons i made) :O i also posted this on ao3 gys also slatoon and coroika obviously isnt made by me duh
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