*Oomf discussed Scott Pilgrim rarepairs with me and so Homopirate was born. Shout out to them, and if you're reading this is a tribute to you ^_^* ☆ Wallace is convinced by his boyfriend to go see the local musical on opening night. But little does Wallace know he soon finds himself infatuated with the mysterious lead actor. ☆ ☆ This fic includes: ☆ - References to sex (no actual nsfw though) - Drinking (a lot) - Scott pilgrim dates a high schooler - Cheating - Vomit (but just like once) - Tmasc Wallace Wells just because - Autistic Matthew Patel - Wallace x Other Scott at the beginning!!