THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. MTL WITH SLIGHT EDITS, NOT A TRANSLATION. There will be some grammar issues, if you spot them, comment and I will fix it asap. Cannot guarantee it is 100% accurate. Chinese Title: [快穿]爱哭甜心要当大恶霸 Author: 大魔王圆圆 Gu Mian is a squeamish little crybaby who suffers from pain sensitivity and cries whenever he is touched. However, he does not want to be forced to write a crazy villain script after his death, so he must commit various suicide attempts to provoke the male protagonist. But the male protagonists are also weird. Full summary in first chapter.