Aysla was in the middle of a bender before she got tadpoled, and she'd like nothing better than to go back to drinking herself into an early grave; but a pretty girl with a death wish makes a perfect target for Astarion. Will a drunkard and a blood-drinker spell each other's ruin, or will they find a way to overcome their comorbid issues with a combination of dark humor, self-destructive hypersexual behavior, and perhaps - love? *retches*