Strange things happen to those who expect the worst in life. That includes me, someone who never particularly thought anything of life. You live. You die. End of story. Yet, there was more to it than just... Living. Life is already a difficult concept to grasp, but once you tamper with it, it goes haywire. Someone messed with the life I had. And it certainly backfired. So then... What changed my life? I'm more than just human. I'm that, and then some. I'm that, and everything superior to that. I'm that, and everything less than that. I'm a lazorio.