This story doesn't really have much to do with pizza :/ But it does have to do with a lot of other shit. What's the shit, you may ask? Maybe you should fucking read it, and then you'll find out. Critiques say: "It's so bad, it's good!" "Wtf is this and why is it so entertaining" "HAHA OMF I'M DYING" "Why are their names so weird???" "I love this a lot. No homo."
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