John and Alexander Hamilton have hired Elizabeth Schuyler to be their surrogate. Eliza is married to Maria Schuyler; the woman who didn't want kids. Ever. Being a family woman, Eliza had to do something with children; so she became a surrogate. As the pregnancy goes along and the due date looms closer, the Hamiltons sign up for a parenting class at the local community college. There, they meet the Lafayettes, the Jeffersons, and Aaron Burr. Chaos ensues.