I threw my hands up in exasperation. Why did logical reasoning prove to be so difficult for the members of my, no wait, every generation? It's like the theory of Social Darwinism was working perfectly up until the 80's when the use of drugs skyrocketed and 'novel' entities like the 'afro' and my English teacher first came into existence. Unfortunately for humanity, they're both still around, bludgeoning the good name of human intellect and reason. Add that in to the part where I'm trying to survive the last few months of high school, overcome my blossoming youtube addiction, establish a non-mutual friendship with my calculator who I've named Benny, and deal with the anal sphincters who daily grace my high school with their beautiful faces and amazing intellect, or lack of thereof. Just another day in the life of a not-so-typical teenager...