Me and my girlfriend Chardonnay had been together for 3 years, and have been married for 1. A while ago, we started talking about having kids. It took a while to get a sperm donor and all that shit, but fast forward and we are ready and excited for the biggest responsibility of our lives. Turns out this isn't as simple as we thought. When I give birth to something unexpected we decide we need to get answers. Soon we will discover who our "sperm donor" is and what the clinic actually did to me.