Ouija Leave Me Alone

Welcome, traveler! You must have come far to have stumbled upon this profile... My utmost apologies. Prepare yourself for my terrible sense of humor and only vaguely edited fantasy stories with characters just as quirky as their author.

I'm just one of many writers here with sky high dreams (and magnificent sorceress who finds an escape from her reality through books and whimsically wonderful worlds.) I'm painfully shy and 100% a spazball, but please, if you're willing to subject yourself to the awkward torture of speaking to me, I promise I only bite sometimes.

If you read this far, congratulations! You have reached the end. (But why? Honestly.) Take a random pick-up line as a consolation prize. Caution: may or may not be vaguely questionable. Or you can have some of the ice cream from the basement if you'd prefer.