1-800-WXNEGLASSES

*hysterical laughter*
          	
          	~Al

1-800-WXNEGLASSES

It was one time! Just one time, I swear!
          
          ~Al, who totally didn't sleep with her husband's mistress (again)

1-800-WXNEGLASSES

@-WorkinOn3- 
            You can
            
            But I don't advise it
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1-800-WXNEGLASSES

@Char-exists 
            
            *sips wine slightly louder* 
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Char-exists

@1-800-WXNEGLASSES 
            
            *sips wine because wine is better than tea*
            
            -Yvette
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1-800-WXNEGLASSES

Can someone PLEASE tell my husband he can't just bring his mistress to family dinners? I swear, he's the reason I drink
          
          ~Al

DadzawaIsSleeping

❏ ꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷ ❏ ❜
          
          ❝ Most families are broken. But I'll never leave you Kiddo. ❞
          
          αιzαωα ιѕ ωαкιηg υρ. . .
          
          ─◌✰್   Feed Pets    ⌦ .。.:๑    ✓
          ─◌✰್   Make Coffee    ⌦ .。.:๑   ✓
          ─◌✰್   Wake the kids    ⌦ .。.:*๑    ✗
          
          ❝ Looks like some kids are sleeping in. . . ❞
          
          ❝ . . . Oh well. Their fault for being late. ❞
          
          ╭─━━━━━━━━━━━─╮
               ───────ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ʳᵉᵐⁱⁿᵈᵉʳˢ
             │   *ೃ˚   ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ
             │   *ೃ˚   ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ
             │   *ೃ˚   ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟᴋ
             │   *ೃ˚   ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ
               ─────────ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ⁱⁿqᵘⁱʳᵉ
          ╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯
          
           ❝ Hey, kiddo. Thanks for the follow.
             I'm everyone's Dad here on Wattpad.
             That means you're adopted.
             By me of course. 
             You may decline if you like, but my offer stands.
             But know I'll always be here for you. 
             No matter what.
             I'm always up to RP or just talk. 
             PM me or drop something on my MB for either.
             Have a good day. Even if that's hard, stay strong kid.
             You're always going to have a Dad here on Wattpad. ❞
          
          ╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮
               ─────────ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ʳᵉᵐⁱⁿᵈᵉʳˢ 
             │   ﹆〻₎  ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ
             │   ﹆〻₎  ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ
             │   ﹆〻₎  ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ
             │   ﹆〻₎  ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ɪᴛ
               ───────────ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰ 
          ╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯
          
          ❝ Love you kiddo. ❞
          
          ❏ ꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷ ❏ ❜

1-800-WXNEGLASSES

@DadzawaIsSleeping 
            This
            This brings me joy
            Thank you
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1-800-WXNEGLASSES

this message may be offensive
Whom the fuck took my wine? Give it back now, and I won't be mad. You have 30 minutes then I will tear everything apart and beat you with a shoe
          
          ~Al

DrBaronMVR

@1-800-WXNEGLASSES 
            I’ve had practice, I’m certainly not smart
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1-800-WXNEGLASSES

@JL-intheplacetobe- 
            Well then.
            You must be smart
            Or I'm just easy to read
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