Alucard A.K.A The Crimson Fucker

Follow my AO3 account too: AlucardAbridged

So if you've stumbled upon this I congratulate you for getting this deep into the internet just hunting for that perfect X Reader fanfiction. 

A little about me? Really? That's a bad idea...ok, since your begging. I'm over 500 years old, I was a chick in the 40's, my boss is a woman, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference.

That enough for you? It's not? Alright, fine. Guess I'll let him take over. Cursed, get over here.

Cursed: What Alucard? I'm busy...why do I have like fifty new comments written on my activity board?

Alucard: I was bored.

Cursed: *Sigh* fine Alucard, anyways what did you want of me?

Alucard: Your readers wanted more info than I'm divulging, so I'm dumping them on you. 

Cursed: Why am I not surprised your not saying what they want? just what you want. Anyways, info like what?

Alucard: Stuff to make them wanna follow you? I don't know, I'm just your mascot at this point aren't I?

Cursed: Well yeah. You asked to be my profile didn't you? At least after I got over that whole Son of Israphel thing.

Alucard: You were the one who said that that was a stupid profile.

Cursed: I know, I hated it so much. Go take a walk, I don't care where I don't care what you do, just don't get me taken off Wattpad.

Alucard: Can do. No promises though.

Cursed: *Sigh* Fine. Whatever. Anyways valued reader's and followers. I am a Texan whose an anime fan and video game addict. Alucard said part of my name, the full thing is CursedRanger121.