Jessica

Things to Know About Me<3
1. I wish to be a werewolf v_v
2. Lesbian/Gay stories are a turn on for me, dont ask why.
3. You will find me randomly singing out of know where
4. Im completely random, i speak out of my mind o.o
5. I will rape you :3 if i find you attractive
6. I eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar
7. There needs to be a fitting room for condoms, you dont want to get the wrong size!
8. Unicorns are sexy beast<3
9. Narwhals are amazing!
10. Llamas are furry
11. Snakes are hairy
12. 10 and 11 rhyme! D:
13. I hate the letter Q -_-
14. Hey thats how old i am! <-
15. Duckies are cute<3
16. I want the drug off the movie 21 jump street!!
17. This science shit is fucking amazing!!!
18. I like icecream<3
19. My boobs are wonderful pillows
20. My tummies name is Jr c:
21. I raped my best friend/"girlfriend' last night >:D
22. Imma make you my baby momma/daddy :)
23. Look a penquin!
24. I made you look :3
25. Give me that cigarette
26. Aint no holla back boiiii
27. I secretly like my best friend but he's engaged/:
28. Im sitting next to my daughter Amelia! :D
29. Shes said shes loved me 23 times out of the 5 years weve known each other<3
31. Its a game she says o.O